i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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