ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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