i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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