Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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