How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
