So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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