Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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