There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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