North Korea, Best Korea!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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