i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we're making bets on your personal life
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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