im about as happy as oj after his trial
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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