508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dear god my vagina.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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