Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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