he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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