Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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