he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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