Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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