Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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