I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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