The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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