the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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