it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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