Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
