just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
