you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
