I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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