At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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