i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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