you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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