do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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