awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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