You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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