help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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