hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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