if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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