shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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