We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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