is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you would pick up someone in the library
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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