none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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