Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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