This is the prime rib incident all over again
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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