what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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