i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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