Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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