all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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