Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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