He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
