I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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