we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Boobs speak an international language.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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