how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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